by magic Mama June 6, 2021

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
by Alex doeder April 10, 2022

by davidhatern69 August 21, 2025

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.
by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022

Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill
Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story
Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫
Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is
Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story
Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫
Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is
Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
by #Will-boost-ur-confidence!!❤️❤ August 19, 2024

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020
