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David

the man in your life who wears the invisible wings
He's a David -type. Angelic.
by magic Mama June 6, 2021
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David

A loser who acts annoying he is very slow and retarded he is a dork a loser and is autistic he's a faggot and nobody likes him
by Goodgiy4321 June 21, 2024
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A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in
Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great
by Alex doeder April 10, 2022
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David Gorgidze

david gorgidze : gt63se is the best car in the world

person n1: nah dude you just gay fr
by davidhatern69 August 21, 2025
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David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.
David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu
by iclicrikatlttktduii October 27, 2022
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David

Typically people named David are smart, kind, and let’s not beat around the bush, they were raised right. For example while other guys in middle/high school may treat some girls like shit a use them, David is mature enough to treat a girl right and be some she can count on. Which obviously means he has a line of girls wanting to be his. David’s can also be badass, hot, and sexy, like when he plays basketball or really any sport it’s just 😫😫😫!!!! Not to mention his good looks, tall hight, and good sense of humor. Plus David isn’t afraid to have his own opinions and stick out from other people. He is supportive and will never judge you. So long story short, if you are David’s bff or gf, you better treat him right and be grateful that you even get to know him. Love you David <3
Girl 1: All the guys in our S.S suck…I mean except for David he is pretty chill

Girl 2: Yeah, he never really says much but around his friends outside of school I’m sure it’s a different story

Girl 1: Lol, Fr I want him so bad he is sooo perfect in every way 😫

Girl 2: You should totally ask him out, there aren’t many guys in our school yk who are in range of how great of a guy he is

Girl 1: You’re right, he is one of a kind
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David

David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.
Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.
by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020
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