Chris

1.Perfect

2. God where do I begin Chris will start out your enemy and you’ll hate his guts then you become freinds then you fall in love he’s very insecure and he hates himself he feels you can do better he’ll be Damned if anyone flirts with you though he’s quiet but he’s actually a freak a hard dom with some weird fantasies but all the same he’s charming loving his eyes are dark and cool and he feels like a warm little house in the woods on Christmas Eve he’s genuinely a good guy your parents will love him and they’ll want to trade you for him and your family threatens not to screw it up he thinks he’s flawed and he believes he’s nothing but he’s real and the more you talk about him the less and less flaws you can point out you will argue with him but that’s only cause he loves you and wants what’s best he wants you to be the best you he’s genuinely perfect.

Mom: Is Chris coming over

You: yeah
Mom: yay good let’s make him cookies and remember fuck this up and you have your entire family after you

You: okay mom

by Lovely Sunday December 23, 2019

Chris crape

A sayin u say that means Chris craped

Yo Ryan’, Chris crape
Ryan: Chris crape domo Glizz grandma bleep fart

by Chrissy crames March 5, 2022

Chris

A man who drives a bus all day and enjoys it, he acts like he’s driving a rolls Royce most of the time as he proudly sits in the drivers seat driver the passengers around!

That Chris will work his ass off if need be

by Laurose.lavender November 24, 2021

Chris

A dude who will always flick you off and loves a girl named Meghan Stephens.

"Hey Chris!"
(Chris) "Fuck You!"

by screw you 123 February 27, 2019

Chris and Ariyanna

Chris and Ariyanna can be a toxic couple, on the other hand they can get a little freaky at a point in time. Little do they know they love each other very much and can be on and off 5 times in one week

DANG!!! Chris and Ariyanna are still together???

by Unknxwn April 20, 2024

Chris Sununu

Republican Senator from New Hampshire who served from 2016-Current. (as of 2023) He is highly suspected to run for president in the 2024 elections. For a Republican, he is extremely moderate. He is for low taxes and low government spending, but also one of the few Republicans in all of the American government who supports LGBT rights (based) and is pro-choice. (to an extent, he's against late term abortion outside of extreme cases) He's against bigotry in all forms and has openly spoken out about the rise of racist idealolgy in his own party. He is the perfect candidate to stand against the insanity, extremism, bigotry, and hatred of Ron DeSantis and NEEDS to win 2024 or all is lost. Chris Sununu will save the Republican party from facism! He will lower taxes and ensure rights for LGBT Americans! He will ensure widespread acess to birth control and safe early term abortion! He will stop censorship in the media and in schools! Vote Sununu! Stand with Sununu! VOTE SUNUNU!!!

"Chris Sununu is the last line of defense before all hell breaks loose in the Republican party. If he loses and DeSantis wins, America will become a facist hellhole and the second hallocaust will commence..."

by KrimsonKatt April 26, 2023

Chris

Probably the kindest and prettiest person you'll ever meet.Chris is caring and handsome.He plays the guitar and loves martial arts.If you find a Chris,do anything to keep him,he'll definitely make you believe in love again!

Person A:Hey look Chris is comin'
Person B:Ohh,"smiles",I think I like him

by Yoursandonly April 11, 2022