The definition of a kanker mogool, wears nike tracksuits all the time and has neither eyebrows nor hair.
by Afiiwodygbynsh November 29, 2021
Get the Davidmug. A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022
Get the Davidmug. that kid in class that try's to make everyone laugh but usually fails he doubts himself all the time and don't have many friends he hates to read loves minecraft and is so tanned and he also gets well... very aggressive if angered and is also a fan of gorilla tag he sucks at any game tho and maybe uh selfish
by andy david moore October 10, 2023
Get the andrew david mooremug. Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019
Get the David Chungmug. When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.
Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.
Friend: Good luck with that :)
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.
Friend: Good luck with that :)
by Porkysko April 5, 2023
Get the David Rexamug. A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.
by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022
Get the David Caballeromug. by furryxox April 29, 2024
Get the Davidmug.