ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022

ur son mitochondria

THE GOD OF INSULTS

*jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*

by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by Kezia Haley December 15, 2022

Ur mom

It means the person who birth you
You dumb fuck if you didn’t know that ur slow I. The head

Me:Hey Kyle is that ur mom
Kyle: yes that is

by I’m a bored kid December 15, 2019

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a roast used by 12 year olds. It is a popular thing for fortnite players will say.

Girl- who is your crush billy ^w^~

Boy- Ur mom

by BigChungus101 January 27, 2019

Ur mom

your mom the joke

FRIEND : HEY WHO IS THIS Someone: UR MOM

by YOURMOMDOTORG November 10, 2021