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Paulie the penis

A character on TV Sex Pals!You can watch it on newgroundsdotcom.It is also a great icebreaker in an uneventful chat with a friend!
I'm Paulie the penis and I'm a penis!
by me vs you vs the world February 17, 2010
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Gilan's penis

Guy1: Dude, did you see Gilan's penis?
Guy2: YEAH IT'S OVER 9000!
Guy1: :o
by Maddister March 3, 2010
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penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises
MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.
by Spuds May 8, 2003
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Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England
This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"
by hohoho January 13, 2004
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Donkey Penis

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.
by fellfromhell December 16, 2013
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vaginal penis

A penis that hides inside of a vagina. Usually a sex tool used by transvestites who like it up the butt, by there own dick.

or more appropratley, vaginal penis.

Visual: Picture the ALIEN from Alien vs. Predator's internal mouth that fucks everyone up. Instead of being a mouth inside of a mouth, its a giant black-like penis inside a tight vagina that fucks everyone.
The fuckin' tranny at the club last night kept trying to hump everyone with its vaginal penis. It poked me in the eye. So i skeeted in its mouth, just for fun. The vaginal penis then retreated to its gushy cave.
by Bob McDugal February 11, 2008
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penis pointers

the muscles in the lower abdomen that when flexed point to the penis, also known as the v line some girls call them usher muscles in reference to the musical artist Usher Raymond.
by kevin w jones May 1, 2008
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