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beach ninja

Beach Ninja is a Gamer and you tuber, he does live streams. At one time was in the you tube group called "Creepers Den"
Hey have you seen Beach Ninja's live streams?
by Beach Ninja September 28, 2013
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ninja boning

the act of fucking a hoe so low key, no one knows about it.
treyvon: "yo my nigga, you and dat bitch lucy still fucking"

johnson: "my nigga keep that on the dl...but yeah we ninja boning."
by brodude101 January 11, 2017
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ninja handshake

A handshake involving many complex movements, but no one ever sees it because, as mentioned in the title, it is considered to be ninja-like, therefore cannot be seen.
Did you see their handshake?!

Of course not; it's a ninja handshake.
by mads1103 November 29, 2013
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Sneeze Ninja

A Sneeze Ninja is an elite, considerate human being who has mastered the quick-tissue-grab move to ensure a splatter free sneeze. To be dubbed a Sneeze Ninja one must prove that when they feel a sneeze coming on, they will get to their face first with a tissue so their hands stay clean and germ free, even if it's a window of less than .03 seconds.

You will never see a splatter from a considerate Sneeze Ninja, unless you yourself splatter: Sneeze Ninja will punish humans accordingly for the virus they have just inconsiderately spread.
Guy on train sneezes, making no attempt at a quick-tissue-grab, instead spraying his malicious germs into the public arena.

Sneeze Ninja side kicks him to the face with his glad-wrapped foot, and leaves filth spreader with a packet of Kleenex.
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fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves
I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.
by ktkills January 25, 2024
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ninja games

Ninja games are a genre of games that people named “Dan”strongly dislike more then other named people
Dan-“I hate ninja games
by Brown beanz September 1, 2021
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textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !
"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"
by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021
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