tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008

Tom

Needs a haircut all the time...... cracked ribs..... absolute faggit.... just not likeable

Tom, what a fag

by PlungeIntoMyDms January 22, 2020

Toms

Is very afraid of most things imaginable, listens to everyone and has the dumbest opinions.
Most often has a little winer and cries while only passing puberty at 21.

Toms what do you like to do for fun?

by Aquariumss March 7, 2019

Tom

The best person in the world

Tom, the best kid in the world, had a shite

by Hiihiihiihiihiihii April 7, 2020

tom tom pidhsatom

this word is used to describe the beauty of a persons mother in a playful way.
pidh means beautiful and tom means mother, so when you say it, youre saying "mother, mother, beautiful mother"
it is in albanian

Person 1: "This is my mother."
Person 2: "Woah, tom tom pidhsatom!!"
Person 1: "Thanks bro"

by tomdoshi420 February 27, 2025

Turkey Tom Syndrome

Being purposely obtuse to act cool. (Mainly toward black celebrities)

“Who’s this Kendrick Lamar you speak of?”
“What is a Kanye West?”
“Obama? Never heard of em.”
Turkey Tom syndrome is very contagious.

by Banmi June 8, 2024