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Middle School

Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018
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Martin middle school

Basically an ass school full of ass people. Sure it might be the best curriculum in Raleigh but let’s be honest. No one cares. All the popular girls are assholes and all the “hot boys” are bigots. “Just take a joke” no bitch you just called me a slur. Sure there’s a nice person here and there but I’m gonna have to say that the best ones at this school are the gays and the emos . That one group of lgbtq kids that everyone thinks is weird. They’re literally the nicest and most supporting people at this school. (Not THAT group of gays that are probably furries). My point is everyone there thinks theyre so “ratchet” and “such a baddie”- like girl literally shut up nobody gives a fuck about you.

The only good thing I have to say about this school is that it’s not super racist. There are a lot of straight white republicans though
“Ew those act like the kids from Martin middle school
by ItsSamBitchesss July 24, 2022
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strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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union county middle school

a dumbass school and kids who wanna- be popular . there also racist and homophobic. oh yeah and the teachers are fake ass bitches and they can suck my dick . and there wanna-be country boys with there mullets and boots like shut up .
union county middle school is a bunch of kids that are the result of incest
by your mom in my bed 69 November 25, 2021
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Kennedy middle school

A fucking shit show, mr nuno sucks ass and Mrs pussy (posas) is scary asf.
by Subdibsjdb June 2, 2022
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Middle school syndrome

a rare non-contagious disease were certain individuals who enter the school system almost instantly starts to begin lacking common sense, it can occur over months or over a day, how fast the disease deteriorates your ability to freely think varies from person to person, some case studies find that depending on your position in the school system, from substitute teacher to Assistant Principle, could have a leading factor into the pace of which the disease occurs.
Did you hear that the substitute got fired? yeah... I think she had Middle school syndrome
by The Chair Miester May 5, 2022
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