Porn

The best show there is

Mike:I cought on my favorite show last night

Bob:Oh really what is it

Mike:Its called porn

by Ihateithere_5547 March 14, 2020

Porn

Hey, u r prob here cuz u lack sex life and so do i but, U KNOW DAMN WELL WTH IS PORN AND WTF R U THINKING TO SEARCH IT UP?!

well if u do not, its 2 people having sex on camera and others watch the video.

im gonna watch porn now cuz i don have a sex life cuz im too fucking ugly.

thanks a lot for the judging and the rejecting guys!

by kookielover March 22, 2019

porn

what brother and sister do

want to do porn

by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021