Barry Egg

Pronounced 'BAH-REE EGG'

A man who sits on a 5 bar gate shouting the word "Stoat" at passing UKIP supporters. Usually found nibbling wheat.
- Is that chap ok?

- No Quentin, he's a right Barry Egg!
by SillyNormanPies August 21, 2017
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egg

Howtobasic approved,fertilized or nonfertilized, still fucking delicious. Mostly people get the urge of throwing the thing. Egglands the best company, if you disagree, suck it.
Jamie: Eggland is the best egg!
Fucktard #1: Nah, i eat the egg fertilized.
by Boomfuckalacka November 25, 2019
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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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Scrambled eggs

The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
Hey my best bro, wanna eat some scrambled eggs with me ? (subliminal message)
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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egg racist

An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.
Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"

Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"

Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017
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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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Egg

The nickname for Exols that engage in fanwars
Eww the eggs found my tweet. Eggcells are coming after me
by Grungetears January 1, 2019
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