Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Blowed

Mad, upset

If someone you hate call you out your name you'll be blowed

by Tha.Brokest September 18, 2018

Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.

Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!

by natronbomb December 22, 2014

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

Dutch Blow Job

Fart under the blanket. Hold it under there until your partner slips under and starts sucking your meat.

Dude I didn’t know Brian had snuck into my room, I dropped my guts and then copped a Dutch blow job.

by CatFishSandwitch May 22, 2024

General blow

When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.

It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.

by GypsyMagic69 March 7, 2021

Holy Blow 69000

When a male gets his penis stuck inside of a vacuum cleaner with gum stuck to the inside, giving pleasure to the victim.

“Yo man, I just got Holy Blow 69000 from Grandma’s Vacuum!”
“Todd’s cleaner gave me Holy Blow”

by w2step71 February 7, 2022