David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.

-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best

by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021

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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

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David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 29, 2024

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When you are born as short person, you could be called as "David Rexa". This word is based on guy who was called David Rexa. He was 18 years old and only 143 cm tall. After some research he found a way to make himself tall. After some time in lab he eventually got to 188cm after only 1 and half year.

Friend : Hey how you doin´ ?
You : Just trying to get out of this David Rexa situation, I don´t want to be this small my entire life.

Friend: Good luck with that :)

by Porkysko April 5, 2023

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David Glover

A man from The Inbetweeners who’s friends with Mark Donavan.In multiple scenes and plays pool.

David Glovers playing pool in the common room against Mark Donovan

by davidglover December 14, 2019

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David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020

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