National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019

Cum sucking penis leach

Someone that is such a big cock sucker they literally stay attached to the cock like a leach normally a kiss ass or tattle tail.

Worker 1: I think Brandon is telling the boss on you for being a street cat at work
Worker 2: Brandon is a cum sucking penis leach he's in there sucking the boss dry.

by Bowman475 April 25, 2019

You suck much dick

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch

Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick

by rawruwu May 6, 2019

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

Suck my tootsie roll

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

cock sucking chode blower

Someone who thinks that they are the shit but instead should eat shit

Dan: Hey paul i got invited to the big party cause im cool
Paul: dan stop being a cock sucking chode blower ya fat cunt

by Bigdaddykooni April 27, 2017

Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom

"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire

by skamfan March 17, 2017