Someone who's actually so stupid they do the most fucking stupid ass shit like somehow getting butt ass naked in the streets and walking around saying they have clothes on, like wtf how do you fuck up that bad?
Retarded man: its gonna be such a good day outside *goes outside naked somehow not knowing*
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
Retarded man: gee it's so cold outside even though I'm wearing clothes
Officer: uhm dude get some fucking clothes on weirdo and im gonna arrest yo bitch ass
Retarded man: i did nothing wrong
The lady looking at him: *eyes fucking shocked after seeing his meat spin for a weird reason*
Officer: okay your going to jail and im gonna give you some clothes
Retarded man: okay *picks nose while getting in the car*
The end
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 23, 2024
Get the Retardedmug. KRUSTstation
by tommylol May 18, 2021
Get the Retardmug. John: YO dawg that comic was Retarded Funny!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
Joe: Nah dawg, but you's retarded fo usin that phrase
John: OUCH!
by Princess Fiona July 2, 2007
Get the Retarded Funnymug. 
the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.
someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
someone who incurably moves like a sloth.
I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.
by jgrezn February 23, 2023
Get the scheduley retardedmug. by TheDrunkestUncle February 26, 2024
Get the Schrödinger’s Retardmug.