Michael

A fat croissant-looking piece of shit

Look over there, it’s Michael

by Certified Author May 6, 2025

Michael

Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.

It's a Michael!

by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023

Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)

"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."

by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

Michael

Michael is what I would call special. He is like no other boy. Michael is very nice and loving. Treats girl with respect anyone would want Michael. Michael is very short and is has an extremely big cock.

Have you guys seen michael today?
Yeah that 8 inch was sticking out 😳

by iloveponies1029120 May 10, 2021

Michael

He is a stupid but funny person. Doesn’t beg for a girlfriend he is no lady’s man either. He is bot good at any subjects but make up for his stupidity. With his stupidness he is funny, he is quite but if your friends with him he will talk for ages. He loves to talk shit, but know’s when to not to. He doesn’t also show any sad emotions. He also has a lot of friends and never feel left alone.

“Hey Michael did you punch that baby?!”“yeah it looks ugly”

by Beansalot November 22, 2021

michael page

A dangerous, creepy, filthy, erotically drunk male. Has no standards for his Johnson and is proud. Loves to play games such as "pull the pig" because he sees it as his way of giving back to society. Doesn't wear underwear as it's seen as a barrier

Female: "That guys such a Michael Page it disgusts me"

by 8288 July 14, 2017