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j-town slide

when a jewish person is playing basketball and they have to summon the ancient powers of jerusalem to help them we use the j-town slide...it is an amazing feat which only a bagel maker can accomplish.
Cohen goes for the three he j-town slides shoots and scores!
by $the beaner of bagels$ October 26, 2008
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Micheal J. Fox

A drink containing ice cream and alcohol. Named so because it's a SHAKE.
Hey bitch, you want a Micheal J. Fox?

So I dropped a roofie in her Micheal J. Fox. She never noticed.
by erosion_rules January 9, 2011
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Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".
I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".
by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007
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an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself

J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙

People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us

J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*

J grimes: *shows up undetected*

J grimes: alright it’s showtime!

Jews: *suprised pikachu face*

J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)

Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!

J Grimes: too late......

Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*

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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time

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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?

Student 1: uh adolf hitler?

Student 2: junior grimes?

Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes

Classroom: .....woaw

Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him

Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden

J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?

Students: *facepalm*
by informant from yonkers September 2, 2021
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The worst of the worst. Allows evil to exist and has no intentions to stop.

though known under many different names he’s got no shortage of talents; dancing, singing, rapping freestyle, mechanic skills , playing instruments , to negotiation tactics and multilingualism.

The forbidden one has since day 1 vowed to become the greatest which is why he’s always been determined to come out on top even going far as to mastering nearly every skill known to man.

He allowed islam to be created in order for people to kill each other over it and indirectly manipulate people through false religions

This kid has no right being this justified and right about the world and society

he challenges everyone’s beliefs and doesn’t give a fuck whom he offends or hurts. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that this unknown kid won’t do , he’s a chaotic force of destruction to anyone/anything
EXAMPLE:

The infamous yet illicit J grimes: *drops a new album*

World: *goes on lockdown AGAIN**

“J grimes IS DOUBLE LETHAL to say the least
by SuddiusMaximus October 9, 2021
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bling bling (j style)

anchient trible word
you jj yo-sa have bling bling so fling fling
by eeedo June 7, 2004
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micheal j. fox project

Having intercourse while shaking your partner as if you have parkinsons like micheal j. fox.
Me and janet did the micheal j. fox project last night.
by pimp longstocking December 23, 2008
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