One of the most notorious scammer of resale concert tickets in modern history. Pays off mods a cut of his illegal proceeds. Allegedly works at JP Morgan yet still feels the need to cheat people to make a living. Based on some estimates, every 1 in 4 people have been scammed by this sorry excuse for a human being.
Adam: hey bro! How was the show? Heard Tiesto killed it last night!
Bob (in tears): I couldn’t get in, they said the ticket was a fake. I got Harris Shaikhed last night
Dj Khaled: Another one!
Bob (in tears): I couldn’t get in, they said the ticket was a fake. I got Harris Shaikhed last night
Dj Khaled: Another one!
by Mr. Niceeee April 6, 2020
Get the Harris Shaikhmug. A saucy minx who when paired with his blue nike mercurials will whip a top bin swaz finesse shot at grange Astro turf. He is also a virgin.
by Kettle Lips September 18, 2020
Get the Harry Jamesmug. Harris is a nig nog moose lamb
by HaKDaWorld July 12, 2018
Get the Harrismug. yes that guy from one direction, also an extremely beautiful and kind- hearted man, with amazing songs such as canyon moon, cherry, and sweet creature. don’t forget his amazing style
girl: i love harry styles my favorite song by him is canyon moon
guy: the one from one direction?
girl: yes, he’s amazing on his own too :)
guy: the one from one direction?
girl: yes, he’s amazing on his own too :)
by harryswife December 14, 2020
Get the harry stylesmug. An unusual Welsh male, often with curly hair and a thicc body. He loves using the internet and his ideal job would be 'Head of internet' or a TikTok influencer. He's not afraid to work hard for success, producing a daily stream of drivel on TikTiok, despite only having one popular video to date.
Harris are often quite basic and loves holidays in places such as Dubai. He will often come back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis with factor 50 on in the shade all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.
He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art. Sports such as javelin, shotput, sumo wrestling or cannonballing would come more naturally to this ambitious, voluminous individual.
Harris are often quite basic and loves holidays in places such as Dubai. He will often come back with a bad fake tan after drinking porn star martinis with factor 50 on in the shade all day. He likes to have an easy life. His natural habitat is a private members club.
He has secret ambitions to become a Krav Maga, but his large posterior means that he is not naturally adept at this martial art. Sports such as javelin, shotput, sumo wrestling or cannonballing would come more naturally to this ambitious, voluminous individual.
by Georgie Evans November 23, 2021
Get the Harrimug. 
