makes my butt hard

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.

Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.

by $wen$on August 21, 2021

moderately hard

Kinda hard but also kind of tinder

I’d smash you moderately hard.

by Cmdad October 23, 2017

judge hard

To grab a hard dick blindfolded and then judge how large it is.

Female: You judge hard at like 6 in.

by Dblankity May 07, 2015

It's hard to give a shit when you don't.

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

by NickolesValenzuela March 24, 2022

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023

hard Virgin

someone who doesn't lose the virginity and wanks themself off every night

harry is a hard virgin

by Hard Virgin August 06, 2020