half laid

When a significant other is fake or imaginary, but the thought of having sex with that person has crossed ones mind.

Nick mentioned he had been laid after the date, however he was only half laid.

by Epson390 July 4, 2021

half

a score for an individual hole that is the same as one's opponent's.

"she holed from six feet for a half at the seventeenth"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Half -Tooth

Half -Tooth

Half -Tooth

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

half stat

A half stat is when u land a girl but have to reject her coz u have a gf

James landed a half stat whilst at the club

by Sosigggggggggggggggg January 18, 2025

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

Days-And-A-Half

The nervous and obvious act of lying when someone asks how long you have been doing something.

mom-"Billy how long have you been doing your homework"

Billy-" Days-And-A-Half"

Mom-" Billy??"

Billy "SHIT FINE BITCH FIVE MINUTES...SHIT AND CHEDDER CHEESE!"

by D.B Brink December 31, 2009