blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ”

When your partner passionately kisses the side of your genitalia while making direct eye contact so powerful that it pierces through your partner’s soul. This act of kindness transcends your partners vibration into an instant state of nirvana. This act of service is completed while viewing your partners gluteus Maximus in a vertical dressing mirror.

“The clouds part, the angels sing, a beam of light shines down upon you, as the atomic bomb detonates”

Partner 1: “I’m going to give you the biggest Ginormous Blow Job aka “GBJ” of your life”

**partner 2 looks up to the heavens with complete clarity and responds**

Partner 2: “ There is a god”

by Oppenheimer1111 October 25, 2025

blow crack

When ones whistle is in the act of whistling and thus produces a crack is the whistle tune ending in a C minor key. Highly similar to that of 12 year old boy going through puberty attempting to talk.

"Did you hear that refs blow crack, his whistle must be really messed up!"

by Andacay Olliercay May 12, 2018

blowing cheddar

illegally making money

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

Blowing up this bathroom

Taking the largest most smelliest SHIT in the world.

"Dude, I'm blowing up this bathroom right now."

"What does that mean?"

"I'm taking the most Earth rumbling shit."

by hotcutie February 6, 2024

sticky blow

When a woman receives a cumshot directly up one of her nostrils.

Person 1: Yo I heard Jessica took a sticky blow.
Person 2: Yeah she got a killer nose bleed after!

by Water Sucks November 6, 2020