Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019

Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019

Sam

Sam is an extremely joyful person to be around. They are like an older sibling and is always there for you. One of the best people i've ever met. I am very grateful to know a Sam, thank you Sam.

Sam is a good person

by stitches219 July 9, 2021

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Sam

Typically associated with having a horse penis.

Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy

by KeishaSJJ April 7, 2022

Sam

A premium product with a spectacular jawline.

"my Sam has an amazing jawline"

by HyperSeagull December 3, 2019