David Kampf

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup

Wow, David Kampf is amazing defensively!

by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

by ChodeFilA June 08, 2022

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 17, 2020

david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.

Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!

by Zizi123456 December 26, 2018

Mad david

Phrase "mad david" is used to describe an unbelievable cringey moment that gave you goosebumps.

Kevin> 3 out of 3? No its 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

Mad david

so cringy it gives you goosebumps.

Kevin>That's not 3 out of 3.. that's 3! Get it?
Paolo> Thats mad david bro

by TrueReligion77 April 19, 2024

Chris loves David

The act of the Chriss loving the Davids.

"See Chris over there, he loves David. Chris loves David"

by BurgundysauceBackwards February 28, 2022