David

A guy that believes he is muscular. He walks wide with his arms so it looks like he is carrying a TV

Hey man! U see that guy?! He thinks he is hunk af.

Hell yeah what a pussy. He is such a david.

by wanker321 October 9, 2017

big lip david

A weird boy that took a pic on snapchat with a filter

The big lip David walked on the bus

by Radgirl02 December 9, 2016

David

a guy who makes girls lesbian

Person 1- David how’s your girlfriend?
David - Uhh. We split up she told me that she was lesbian.

by Parity April 7, 2022

Davide

1. A sexy Italian boy
2. Really good with words. Shy, but has a provocative smile and sexy hands.
3. It's intelligent above the average, quiet and introspective, but is good in dirty games and can make a game like "Tetris" sound really sexy.
4- Single for mysterious reasons.

Girl: that's Davide! I wonder if he's single.
Girl 2: those dark eyes... he's so quiet and mysterious... Sexy.

by Saammsnoww April 26, 2021

david

such a fucker

david’s such a fucker. what a little bitch.

by adsav12 September 26, 2018

David

A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.

Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!

by furryxox April 29, 2024

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019