Schrödinger's Socks

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.
Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".
by Stelathy September 07, 2021
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Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".
"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."
by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024
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cum sock

a nigga that makes socks hard
gage-imma go use my fat cum sock
kayden- ok nigger boy pass it to me after so i can shove it up my pink asshole
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
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The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation
Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes
by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020
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When you have to memorize resistor color codes...
A: Shit, I forgot the color value table of resistors.
B: Remember, BB ROY Gang Banged Violet Grey With Golden Socks
by nigeshvar June 15, 2024
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Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!
I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!
by Lucycakes April 30, 2016
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 03, 2018
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