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"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing
by jim cod November 9, 2011
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bunk rider

a person who gots no hustle, no life and rides shirt tales to get by. a mooch
dont wanna hang wit any bunk riders.
by dirty redhotxx December 24, 2011
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Portage Rider

1. A person that lives in the small town of Portage in Pennsylvania.

2. A Portage Rider is a redneck indian that loves to listen to country music, party in the farms, and wear ugly worker boots. Also, a Portage Rider will make fun of fat drag queens that want butt sex and food from McDonalds, because they are very racist.
A Portage Rider came up to me today and told me how bad ass that party was at his farm.

I knew that man was a Portage Rider from the way he wore those ugly boots and laughed at me for being a man and wearing a fat dress.
by halo69 January 21, 2013
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a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2013
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Geezy Rider

An old fat weekend warrior on a Harley wearing outlaw gang style clothes that stopped fitting him 30 pounds ago.
Jerry's butt hangs over the sides of his Harley like the typical geezy rider's does.
by Michaeladt September 6, 2013
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red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog
by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013
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(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.
Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.
by Sexydimma February 6, 2014
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