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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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universe

Person 1: What's the universe?
Person 2: Infinite nothingness
Person 1: Wow. Depressing
by some_dude_you_dont_know September 13, 2022
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An Unoriginal Universe

A roblox jojo spinoff with lots of LGBTQIA+ stands made by a subby girl that has a community that frequently crumbles apart over arguments and "small" adjustments in codes
Why the hell did you join the An Unoriginal Universe community??
by faze cum cum sauce December 18, 2023
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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!
I regretted going to Williams Baptist University
by Makbrody November 3, 2024
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Qatar University

One of the worst universities in the world. Don't let its looks fool you, it's gender segregated, very car centric, no student life whatsoever, and most people don't speak English for some goddamn reason. a lot people there wants to leave this shitty university.
God I hate qatar university so goddamn much!
by Gahex September 23, 2025
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Avatar Universe

A dead server, staff sadly still trying to revive but just cannot mostly because none of them know how to be safe on the internet and their server has been destroyed 3 times
Have you heard of avatar universe? that dead server sucks ass!
by aangwang April 26, 2021
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kozminski university

School with students from rich families. Students say all the time 'omg i'm so fucked up, I need a cigarette rn'. Catwalk from Michael Kors bags (cheapest ones there) to Birkin and Gucci ones (sometimes it isn't enough). Rolex for this kids is like Casio.
Wow, you're going to Kozminski University, you're a such banana.
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