Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times

"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"

by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007

Simply hards

it’s not a “sex thing” it’s a beverage made by Simply as in Simply Lemonade one of the top 3 best widely distributed in the United States

We should get sloshed on simply hards this weekend

by Jellybeansrainvow June 30, 2022

Try-Hard Prude

someone who is a virgin but ascts like they get it in all the time

"Dude jordan said she wants to fuck!"
"Dude she's suck a try-hard prude.. shes a virgin"

by noneyourbeeswax February 5, 2012

hard flex

a well rolled joint or blunt

did you roll that? Damn its a hard flex

by the flex master May 23, 2017

hard

When something is good or done well

That goal was hard

by Beastbunger January 11, 2019

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

hard

horny

"Looking at her made me so hard."

by ky k March 4, 2018