Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
by Brosknow October 01, 2012
Jack: *Jerking off to some missionary
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
Jack: *Starts to get re ally curious
Jack: *Jams finger up his ass
Jack: *Smells Finger
Jack: *proceeds to wash hands
Jack: "And that's the story of how I became an experimental straight and not bisexual.
by RamoonAdoo October 29, 2017
The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight
world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
person 2: bro NO
person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide
by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019
A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.
Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?
Steve: Yes, I'm straight.
Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?
Steve: Yes, I'm straight.
Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?
by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023
Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.
Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.
Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.
TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!
by PIF01010101010 March 10, 2021