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Bologna the ride

When you meet a car that is cherry...like Gone in 60 Seconds Eleanor cherry and you just can't help yourself...
So I was walking down the street and saw the new Tesla Model S and just had to bologna the ride...
by roughryder69 June 22, 2021
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d riding

a nigga who just cant keep yo name out his mf mouth
random nigga: aaron cant GET no girls

aaron: MY D HURT HOP OFF NIGGA ALWAYS D RIDING
by 5526_ron May 29, 2024
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turtle riding

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.
"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."
by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017
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Ride Leasing Ltd

Ride Leasing Ltd is by far the best car leasing company in the U.K! You want a car? They have them all! BMW? They have them! Tesla? They have them! Audi? They have them! Mercedes-Benz? They have them! Porsche? Of course, they have them!
"Ride Leasing Ltd got me the best car leasing deal I could ask for! Thank you Ride Leasing Ltd.!"
by morgzzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2021
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sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.
by rw3arm November 6, 2017
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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.
by anonymous June 8, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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