GingerFred cookies

Not your typical happy faced gingerbread cookie. GingerFred stares back at you with a withering look reminiscent of the mean neighbor across the street who wouldn't let you retrieve an errant baseball from his lawn when you were nine. At a party GingerFred will remain alone on a cookie plate because nobody dares to cross him. If GingerFred were Flat Stanley he would travel the globe terrifying anyone who found him in their mailbox and would leave crumbs behind everywhere he went. If glitter is the herpes of the crafting world, GingerFred crumbs surely are the herpes of the kitchen - they are absolutely everywhere and six months after baking GingerFred cookies you will still find angry crumbs tormenting you from under the stove. You can only wish that when they made GingerFred they broke the mold, yet somehow he appears like clockwork in the bakery every Friday just in time to spoil your weekend.

Your mother asked me to bring dessert for Christmas dinner. I'm going to surprise her with some GingerFred cookies - that'll permanently get me out of Christmas dinner at her house - bet you wish you thought of the idea first.

by le pain d'épice October 14, 2021

Cookie

A Woman's Pussy

Friend: What Does Her Cookie Taste Like?
Me: I Didn't Try Yet

by The Zykx October 3, 2020

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 1, 2023

COOKIE DUDE

hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.

oh my its like a cookie dude!!

by Golden Ring January 23, 2021

Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 19, 2019

Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”

by That hoe Chelsea August 6, 2021

Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.

Luckily the baking decorations were nearby when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin and turned that bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.

by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022