Ninja

Infamous cult leader. Blocked on many school district search engines. Makes money off of entertaining young boys ages 6-18.

"Who on Earth did that to your child?"
"Ninja."

by dripgodry April 26, 2022

Ninja

Triggered

Ninja:WHADAF***DIDUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLES***

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

sperm ninja

When you a guy is about to cum and they pull out and shoot in the girls eyes

Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here

by THE T!M February 26, 2015

booty ninja

Someone who has the skill to touch a girls butt or "other" areas.

I'm a booty ninja, she didn't fell me tuch her butt

by Apollo4300 February 14, 2015

Ninja

Toxic

*Toxicness intensifies* Toxic Ninja

by Anonymous (835) June 11, 2019

Ninja

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.

There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle. -ninja 2020

by iWantToUnlive March 6, 2020