Mai

Mai is the best person in the world. Shes super funny, super hot and make lots of friends. She is super kind and has close friends that she will tell anything to. Shes shy at first but great once you get to know her. Shes probably Asian. Or Caucasian Asian. She has beautiful black hair and gorgeous brown eyes. She might be a little crazy sometimes but thats probably bc she had to much coffee. She also acts to old for her age but sometimes she acts like a three year old. Be friends with her. NOW.

Boy 1: Mais super hot
Boy 2: I know I dated her and she was amazing. Shes such a daredevil.
Boy 1: Back off! Shes mine now

by Bunnythefunny16 August 26, 2019

May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 21, 2022

May 31st

May 31st is a day where your crush has to date you for at least 24 hours

what is may 31st?
Only date your crush day!

by rats ahahahahaha May 31, 2022

May 7th

May 7th is National "Fuck a Number" day, on this day you have to fuck a number

3: "Hey *Insert person here*, today is May 7th"
Person: "bend over"

by Three333 The Number May 6, 2020

May 4th

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021

6 may

National day of good music, movies and shame🤡

Hey, Yana, it's 6 may! It's your daayy!

by melancholy.drive May 6, 2022

May 1

The day that Red Marker will appear in your house

START RUNNING ON MAY 1

by RedMarkercool April 10, 2023