Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.

Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.

by keyline26 December 12, 2017

Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law

Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.

by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018

Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary

That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law

by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017

Shepherd's Law

This fake law was founded by Leah and Sade and has not yet to be proven.

Shepherd's Law is a bunch of shit.

by motivenation February 26, 2017

fortuna law

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.

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by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017