ghetto ice cream is when u take that gross plain yogurt and you add some kool-aid powder and mix it all up
by keefe catcher December 15, 2010
by X Box Killed Me January 02, 2011
(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.
1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.
2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. A product of the Trojan company. It is a condom created from a partnership between Church & Dwight Company, Incorporated and Sanofi S.A.to combine two of their greatest assets together, the Trojan Condom, and the IcyHot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in sexual intercourse. It has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on Amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their sexual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as "traumatising", "horrifying", "like lubing your dick with IcyHot" (not a completely inaccurate discription), "nightmarish", etc.
2. Buffoon, a Cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. From the individual componets 2. Translated literally from the Irish 'Go mbeire an diabhal leis thú', proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. Oh God, my dick, it feels like...oh God, please stop the pain...I shall take a vow of chasity after this... God I shall never buy Trojan's Fire and Ice Condoms again!
2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
2. He is such a Trojan's Fire and Ice Condom
by Tom O' Bedlam September 24, 2011
by Bartender670000 January 15, 2011
Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!
Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!
by Captain Brocoli April 27, 2007
A very strange flavor of ice cream, thought by some to be made with real green tea leaves, but is in fact made from corn husks and old brett favre packers jerseys.
Ben: dude, they have green tea ice cream.
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
Ronak: that's so gross.
Ben: I think I'll make a green tea root beer float
Nick: wtf
by Traxex June 29, 2009
When a guy ejaculates in a girls vagina, keeping all the cream inside, and clean on the outside. In the song, said multiple times Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice cream paint job.
Justin: I was fucking my girl last night, and i gave her a Ice Cream Paint Job.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
Eric: Cream on the inside clean on the outside?
Justin: Hell yeah man, Luckily she was on Birth Control.
by Cartmen125 October 01, 2010