The “would-u” is a fraction of one….
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
The “would-u” is an edible entity,
The “would-u” is part of an ancient English social activity (well, of a sort!)
The “would-u” is the last piece of food on the plate.
Take a group of English individuals in a social setting;
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
apply a selection of nibbles on a plate, and watch each and every morsel (but one) be devoured.
Yes, all but one…
As the nibbles gets less and less, there will be only one left.
At this point it becomes something more than its parts – it becomes the “would-u”.
As the “would-u” it seems to gain some magic kudos… It NEVER gets eaten… (well, in its entirety… anyway).
It may get broken in half, but still it is a “would-u”.
It may get its topping removed, but it is still a “would-u”.
It may end up being half of a half of a half, but still as a former shadow of what it and its fellow nibbles were, still the “would-u” remains…
by cool-chindogu August 3, 2011
Get the would-umug. person: man these doritos BUSSIN
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu
*no more doritos*
person: reaches to get a dorito
Person: nah u gmfu
by valaruh April 1, 2021
Get the nah u gmfumug. by U dead September 18, 2021
Get the U angry dudemug. Timmy: 'Ur mum gay'
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*
Gary: 'No u'
Timmy: *Combusts into flames and falls to the depths of Hell where he will never see the light of day again*
by Elephant_likes_beep_beeps May 11, 2018
Get the No umug. A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.
“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
Or
“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”
by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024
Get the U up?mug. 
GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,
This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!
Xoxo - revenge
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
Get the National punch a person who is taller than u daymug.