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Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.
Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night
by JSs8227 January 25, 2017
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Josh Rat Saggytits

He is a weird and nasty creature. He often looks at girls as objects to put his penis in and wants to get his dick wet. He has sausage fingers and loves to give girls the cold chills. He lies about his virginity and is on the heavy side.
Josh Rat Saggytits often sits criss cross applesauce when hanging with friends
by Micheal Ferreira August 25, 2019
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Cutting somebody's Rat

When you cut off someone's Dick off with a shiv.
Rat is a euphemism for dick. Like Amber Heard would have done if the marriage would have continued.
Amber was definitely "cutting somebody's Rat" yesterday, like she did with Johnny last week!
by Darkscrolls2enjoyer November 1, 2022
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Hood Rat Shit

The act of engaging in dangerous and unlawful activity for the thrill or adrenaline rush.
My friend got her heart broke so we are gonna go by her ex's house and do some hood rat shit
by The Lovelady January 19, 2022
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naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Cleaned Up Rat

A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second
girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches

girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though

girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎
by FLRAT November 28, 2019
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Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020
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