Two Faced Rats

A Two Faced Rat is someone who is constantly being a hypocrite and is terrible to the people that try to care about them.

For example, "Maddie, Zeke and Jacob are Two Faced Rats."

by WandaKinnie April 16, 2021

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Josh Rat Saggytits

He is a weird and nasty creature. He often looks at girls as objects to put his penis in and wants to get his dick wet. He has sausage fingers and loves to give girls the cold chills. He lies about his virginity and is on the heavy side.

Josh Rat Saggytits often sits criss cross applesauce when hanging with friends

by Micheal Ferreira August 26, 2019

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egyptian rat slap

The act of fingering a girl on a sand dune

"While I was in Dubai, I gave Meliha the ol' egyptian rat slap!"

by DerDacter February 16, 2016

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Waiting for the rats to eat it

Definition . To discard one or more bio-degradable objects frivolously and pretending like nothing happend.

-Did he just spill french fries on the ground?
-He's not even bothering to pick it up, just waiting for the rats to eat it.

by oneonezeroseven October 25, 2019

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Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

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