tea

to have news or rumors about something sketchy; to gossip about something you overheard or heard by someone

Spill the tea! Did you hear the tea about Becky and John?

by Ms. Tea Mystery December 19, 2018

teas

What something is giving, usually describing a feature of someone as a characteristic. Can be abbreviated to tz.

Very similar to ‘tease’. Doja Cat has a lyric, “I give you Hollywood tease”, meaning she’s giving some form of Hollywood in herself.

A: “Oh my god, I heard she keeps stalking you on Twitter”
B: “Obsession teas”

by bluecid September 26, 2022

Milo's Tea

The Greatest Tea only few get to have.
Red Diamond? NO!
Gold Peak? NO!
Lipton?! NO WAY JOSE.
Milo's Tea is where its at!

Hey Pete, hows that Milo's Tea?
Pete: *literally injecting it*

by MartianSupremacist November 23, 2023

Boston Tea Party

When a penis is inserted into another person’s ass and he pees in said asshole (essentially a urine enema during a sexual act).

I’ve always loved watching and participating in water sports of various kinds but I really want to give that blonde girl in the second row a Boston Tea Party.

by Carlisha Keys February 20, 2019

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.

"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"

by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020

Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

by obvk July 13, 2020