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puddle pocket

n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.
"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"
by Geechy January 28, 2009
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mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most anonymous with

Smuggling goods.
Rick "I don't know how much I want to bring this it the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Colleen if she don't mind, as she has 2 pocket one won't taint my high and I will still be able to look you all in the eyes after"
by Crochet.R.E.A.M December 26, 2017
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Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.
“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”
by Downsy610 May 26, 2025
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Outta Pocket

when u do or say something shady and unexpected
by atm outtapocket June 10, 2022
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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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