Dispatcher brains

by Mav967 November 24, 2022
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Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.
I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!
by beatmastabill May 30, 2020
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Peanut butter brain

To be tied, confused l, or in a daze
by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
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Jelly Brain

When someone drinks alcohol for too long of a period in their life. (Their brain turns to jelly, i.e.. jelly brain)
Boy, she sure let her brain turn to jelly! i.e.. Jelly Brain.
by Doctor, Doctor October 11, 2015
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stinky fart brain

A stinky fart brain is someone named vanessa
stinky fart brain wouldn’t pick where we were eating she just kept saying idk
by Mfjizzyj August 02, 2022
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spreadsheet brain

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events
Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?
by vdw17 April 15, 2023
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Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.
"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"
by kikilele November 28, 2021
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