Half a Cookie

When your girl is taking a shit, and she accepts your dick in her mouth until completion. She gave you half a cookie.

Him “we haven’t had sex in forever”
Her “what? I gave you half a cookie earlier today”
Friend in room “what is half a cookie?”
Her “i sucked him off while i was taking a shit”
Him “i got to get it where i can”

by Cookie-monster December 11, 2024

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duce and a half

big six wheeled truck used by the military, also called a 6 by later to be replaced by the 7 ton

hey Corpral where is the duce and a half? you know that big pos gunny want me to take to the flight line and pick up the new boots in!

by roughriddingcleatus March 28, 2011

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half-uncle

Parent's half-brother.

My half-uncle is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

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It isny half!

Scots ~ Verbal confirmation that a statement that someone else has said is wholly true and accurate.

isny - present tense - Eng. Isn't
wisny - past tense - Eng. Wasn't

Justin: Look at the size of that house. It's massive!
Martin: Aye! It isny half!!

Justin: Wow! That explosion was so loud!
Martin: Aye! It wisny half!!

by Neilly_ May 5, 2019

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