A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.
Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

by SHADOWMILKCOOKIE February 11, 2025

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023

1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.
by CookieUterus February 27, 2009

he is a fool and he always makes people difficult in cookie run kingdom and finally he get slap by gonger balls
by Airaku March 29, 2022

spamming the groupchat, drinking a whole case of beer like your life depends on it, pretending to be more intoxicated then you actually are
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
"Dude no one wants to see your lunch, stop making me pay the cookie cost."
by the mystery sphinx May 29, 2023

Sara's cookie was amazing
by cickenugget369 May 3, 2021
