confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

confistent by Tokyosea June 27, 2014

confucked 

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

confucked by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014

confucked 

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.

Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.

confucked by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014

confizzled 

Having so much emotions(confusion) that you can't use proper English.

Sarah was so confizzled when picking high schools.

confizzled by mimi1136 August 7, 2014

Confederate Hell Raiser 

A white trash hill billy who more than likely lives in a trailer court.

I'm a proud confederate hell raiser

Confederate Hell Raiser by LadyT_ November 22, 2014

confuzzled 

The state of being confused, beffuddled, and frustrated at a given moment. Used when said person can't describe how they feel.

The boy was quite confuzzled when he discovered the girl he fancied once now fancied him, everyone had told him that day that they hated him, and the person he was dating wanted to try some new odd thing with chalk the night before.

confuzzled by psychoticIllusion December 7, 2014

Confusturbating

Masturbating to something that confuses you.

It was something weird that had me confusturbating.

Confusturbating by Jonathanfrost January 14, 2015