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Bone zoned

Just as a man can get friend zoned, women can get bone zoned. This means you will never be anything more to that man than an object of sex. You can be put in the bone zone for a variety of reasons: You banged his friends, you're a drug addict, you're insane, you have children from different fathers, you're embarrassing to be around in public, you look like you're going to continue to gain weight, you're a complete idiot, you're high maintenance, basically anything that would make a man think it would be a bad idea to try to get anything more from you than sex.
"Bruh careful with Veronica, she fucked half the school, she for the streets for sure. " "Don't worry man, I already bone zoned her; only thing she good for is that WAP.
by Girthy Garreth October 6, 2023
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Mod-boning

Mod-boning: A person with the brains of a half dead puppy withing the age range of 13-22 who stalks/annoys/tryhards/'love' moderators just to be their friend.
Applebees123: who is mod?? LOL
Ragejpeg: Thingy123 is a mod.
Applebees123: ZOMG i LAAV YOU THINEH123! <33333

Lets be frands add me on facebuuk and msn <3 :DDDD
Thingy123: Gtfo kid.
Ragejpeg: stop mod-boning
by Ghosteh June 14, 2011
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bone yoddler

A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.
by Line guy June 5, 2019
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TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.
Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone
by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018
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Bone Orchard

The act of taking someone to the bone orchard. A euphemism for wanting to have sex with someone.
"Dude, I took her to the bone orchard yesterday"
As referenced on The Big O and Dukes Show. Now playing as a Podcast on at iTunes under the same name. Or at bigoanddukes.com check it out.
by umhumgum August 29, 2016
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T-Bone

When you commence in the frick frack patty whack (have sex) while executing the infamous T pose.
I T-boned her so hard last night that she called me her steak daddy. I shot my steak sauce all over her!!!
by El Cho Choo July 15, 2018
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