Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

A power-hungry traitor who will lie to and murder you and your friends to save their own ass.

“Friendship ain’t worth shit.” -Sam

by Tommy Angelo November 25, 2022

Sam's sister

an absolute slag

shes being such a Sam's sister right now

by Jingus6669696 July 3, 2023

Sam

Someone sams when they pound their cock with fury into a small butt hole, not considering the pain turning into pleasure

-damn bruh I'd Sam her
-10/10 would Sam again

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

Sam

He's most commonly known to be very good at don't starve together.

sam's cool

by ligma6969696969 July 25, 2019

Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

by Lylo21savage September 11, 2020

sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus

oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass

by goodguy27 October 12, 2016