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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap
Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.
by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021
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Retard

The term "retard" can be used for those who make you feel like you would rather perform a perfect re-creation of "1 man 1 jar" instead of allowing your braincells to commit suicide one by one by their own stupidity.
Colton is a retard.
by TheRetardProfessor October 13, 2024
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retard

Knowing better not to do something and doing it anyway.
The freakin' retard jumped off the roof and broke his ass bone.
by New Eglish May 7, 2018
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retard

The retard invested in $GME at 300$ and lost everything.
by Retardedautist February 4, 2021
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Avak Retarded

A slang term combining Hebrew and English to describe someone who is slightly or partially "off" mentally or behaviorally, not fully meeting a label but showing characteristics of it. "Avak" comes from the Hebrew term meaning "dust" or "partial" and implies an indirect or lesser form of something.
Bochur pacing during a shidduch reference call
“He’s not toit meshuga, you chap? I wouldn’t call him completely retarded. He’s avak retarded, yeah?”

In this context, "avak retarded" suggests that a person is not entirely mentally deficient but displays traits that could be seen that way.

He was being avak retarded when he tweeted:

Christmas Robin Hood’s Men

🤝

Being Merry
by Pitzhak_da_hut December 24, 2024
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retard

those chicago 1949 cops that will arrest you for absolutely no reasons
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Retard

by UwUMan_69 July 17, 2021
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