Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...
by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024
bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 09, 2023
by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020
When you have to go somewere that is strictly off limits and you fear the consequences of being courght.
" I pulled a sicky at work so I could see my kids school play and my bosses wife sat in the audience, talk about riding into the valley of death"
by Britney Sparkles July 09, 2024
The act of climbing on a male’s back with a know tied around their balls, and proceeding to insert your penis into their Butthole
by Eansolo April 28, 2024
Used to describe the action of tying a knot around another's’ balls, and climbing onto their back and thrusting your penis into their butthole.
This was Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon, and Youngcinamon
This was Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon, and Youngcinamon
by Eansolo April 28, 2024
When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.
by belibopter June 13, 2023