Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

Pocket Reverse

That one UNO Reverse you kept in your wallet, purse, pocket, etc... Just in case someone insults you or anything you are not hapy with.

Didn’t know you had a Pocket Reverse. *sigh*

by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.

While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Pocket Rocket

1. A pita pocket filled with rocket lettuce available at Australian restaurant chain Grill'd.
2. Slang for dildo.

Oh, man. I love putting pocket rockets in my mouth.

by scarletDisco September 21, 2025

National pocket watch baby slime day

the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money

"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"

by TheyWontLetMeUseHarold August 24, 2023

Hot Pocket

A woman's vagina.

I just had the best hot pocket man.

by Catpowa February 21, 2015

Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 7, 2024