King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012

Insult king

anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.

john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!

by volcomcreature July 27, 2009

Coochie King

The king of coochie😫 otherwise known as Matt

Matt is the literal coochie king

by Matt boell May 27, 2021

bill king

Name: one given the utmost power and authority, strong, reliable, ancient God of humanity

His parents realized his power at birth and named him Bill King

by Killy Bing December 21, 2016

king canine

Referring to the king of all canine acts. This crown is bestowed upon those who commit grave, grave dog acts. Usually they're horny kids as well.

Arvind Kale currently wears the crown of king canine. However, there is a plot to overthrow him by an ambitious heir apparent in Mr Whippy.

by Magnum! December 1, 2009

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

king fluff

someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay

C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.

by RAGEKING117 August 14, 2017