muselk is a trap

An incorrect statement that many believes to be true but is not.

Luckzify: muselk is a trap
muselk: Excuse me what the fuck?

by Not muselk May 02, 2020

Trap Wisdom

The unparalleled wisdom of one of those who is a man, though is in similar stature to a female. Their wise words tell you of tales they have encountered. If a trap offers you wisdom it is absolute and unquestionable.

Person 1: The Trap gave me his unparalleled Trap Wisdom.
Person 2: No way, I bet it'll help you a ton!

by TrapWisdom May 04, 2022

Trap Week

When you show up to class or work on a different drug for a week. Bonus points if it's a hard to be in public drug. Also important to note that trap week can happen at any week anywhere as long as more than one person is partaking.

Yo, you partaking in the trap week that Jim is setting up next week?

by Orlandobloomondrugs March 19, 2018

The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell

Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

The Sand Trap

You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.

Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”

by Uejsbshfjs April 01, 2022

Tangent Trap

When an offhand comment said during conversation has danger of derailing the whole thing into talking about an entirely different topic.

Usually controversial, lures you in like bait then diverts your attention. It gets worse in group discussions.

Desmond: “So Eastside college is better because you get to choose what you wanna do of your own free will”

Isaac: “But what is ‘free will’ really? Does anyone really have it?”

Michael: “I dunno if you think about how we make decisions, they could already be determined by subconscious out of our control”

Desmond: “True, just because you feel like you’re choosing-”

Adé: “-NO! STOP! Don’t fall for the Tangent Trap! We were talking about good colleges.”

Desmond: “Oh yeah! I forgot”

by PityOnlyFools October 16, 2024

Welkpeer-Trap

A Welkpeer-Trap is a large labyrinth made of 100's of unclothed and oiled(Usually olive oil) senior men, hanged up on Christmas decorations and lights. (Usually with baby reindeer ornaments and colourful lights)

Do you wish to join my Welkpeer-Trap? That's if you're a senior of course.

by Pelker peep February 16, 2025