Skip to main content

I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
mugGet the I'm like Poncio Pilates mug.

I'm fine

I'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun blew up and killed us all

Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour
Hey are you ok? you've been crying for the past hour

I'm fine
by Ya Boi thunda December 5, 2019
mugGet the I'm fine mug.

I'm smelling poo

When you hear something and you know somethings not right - something "fishy" Instead, you say I'm smelling poo
I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father
by poida August 12, 2021
mugGet the I'm smelling poo mug.

I'm okay

"Do you want to hang out today? We could go shopping."

"I'm okay, sorry. Really busy today."

__

"Let's go on a date."

"Uhm.. I'm okay..." *slow and awkward walk away*
by charmollie April 12, 2024
mugGet the I'm okay mug.

I'm Partnered with IBM

Save lives. Coding is just a tool. That's why I'm Partnered with IBM. Save people from water crisis. Make robots.
Hey you. Yes you. I'm Partnered with IBM for "Call for Code"
by kaybubz September 18, 2020
mugGet the I'm Partnered with IBM mug.

i'm just a girl

when life gets too complicated you just need to sit back and and realise that you are just a girl and you can make mistakes
i failed my driving test but i'm just a girl.
by just a g1rl December 6, 2023
mugGet the i'm just a girl mug.

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
mugGet the I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass! mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email