squirl friends

A term used to describe friends who hide their nuts ie: drag queens or tranvistes.

Bob is miss gay USA,she is one of my best squirl friends.

by Bad Bear. November 21, 2015

Best friend

A term used to describe a two people - regardless of either person's gender - that really want to be together and/or have sex with each other, but can't because one or both of the participants sexuality prevents it, and both parties are respectful of the other's orientation. Expressions people use to show that they are best friends include but are not limited to: Holding hands, ass-slapping, platonic-open-mouth tongue kissing, breast-squeezing, platonically sharing nudes, etc.

Example 1
John: "Hey Kate! I heard Ashley sent you nudes! Are you two lesbians?"
Kate: "Oh, no! It's not even like that. We're just best friends - I still like guys!"
John: "Oh, bummer."

Example 2
Brendan: "Hey David, did you know that Calvin and Kayla are best friends now?"
David" "Oh really now?...So which one of them is the gay one?"

by pocketsnails December 27, 2015

Friend burden

The affliction of having an unmanageable number of friends on Facebook.

She has such an enormous friend burden that she never gets any of my posts.

by WannabeU January 30, 2016

Best Friend

a person who makes you uncontrollably happy and somebody who you love to the end of time

Mya is my best friend.

by sports1234 July 24, 2019

Best Friend

The person that is always there for you. If you fall when your with your friend , yeah they'll help you up and maybe giggle or something. BUT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND if you fall they will laugh their head off for 2 hours and then help you up. Your best friend is the one that you don't wanna kill if they slap your sandwich out of your hand. But if someone that is just your FRIEND does that, they are dead in 2 seconds. Your best friend is your homie. Your sister / brother. You know what go to your best friend right now and thank them, for being them. Let them know, it might just make their day. You know what, you might have two. Three. Five even! I don't know. It doesn't matter though. They are yours, and will be forever. Do not let them go. It will be the worst regret of your life. Thank you for your time.

Bestfriends fighting:
Bsf 1:" I hate you! "
Bsf 2: *hurt* " Yeah well I hate you too!"

Later:

Bsf 1: *regrets and feels miserable*
Bsf 2: *upset*

Later

Bsf 1: "im sorry."
Bsf 2: "it's okay"
*hug*
Bsf 1: "ily. i missed you so much"
Bsf 2: "same"

Moral : NEVER LET YOUR BEST FRIEND GO!

by Unknown Name Definer November 5, 2019

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019